Today's best paragraph

In a note to friends of mine about how my WDW planning is coming along:

Backstory: We have always driven down early and stayed in Lake City or Ocala before checking in. Once we stayed just offsite on our way back, and then again near Atlanta. Usually we drive from Illuminations to Ocala. There were so many reasons for splitting up the drive -- the kids were always trying to kill each other in the backseat. Or 'way back in '96 and '98, we actually started driving at 2:00 in the morning so the kids would sleep most of the way down, which effectively prevented fratricide, but necessitated stopping somewhere so Wesley could get some sleep before having to go to a theme park.

Snort! I cracked myself up.