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Friday, April 27, 2012

Auditory Manifesto



"I don't want to listen to people pee; I don't want to hear them chew their food, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to be subjected to electronica music unless there's a gay man willing to dance with me and bring me fabulous cocktails. Being drunk is key to my willingness to endure that last one, and I cannot get drunk at work to see if such a state makes me more sanguine about the audible ingestion of co-workers' snacks."

1 Comments:

At 30/4/12 11:33 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Amen.

 

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