Welcome, "P" Surfers... & Goodbye....

[Editor's Note: I'm editing this post after the fact to delete any words which might accidentally trigger the censor filters at your average school computer. I hope I get them all! If you're wondering what I edited out, please feel free to email me. I'll spill my guts and tell you everything I know, including the behind-the-scenes secrets of your favorite reality TV shows. OK, not really. Really, I don't know those secrets. But I wish I did! Because then I would be rich instead of blogging my guts out!]

I can't help laughing as I type this. Like many bloggers, I track my "hits." Turns out the amusing phrase I used in the last post is showing up when "p" surfers put the phrase "dirty w" in the search engine. BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! I bet *those* are some darned disappointed surfers, huh?

Move along, "P" Surfers -- nothing to see *here* -- just an ordinary travel blog, that's all.

(With some great descriptions of really gorgeous security guards, yes, but no actual, overt *action* -- if ya get my drift.)

Snort. The things people do on the Internet...

[The last two parts of the Las Vegas trip report are in progress, readers, don't worry!]